10 January 2004:.

The Sauceman Returneth:

It only took 5 months. Now I'm back. with a vengance. And some cheezels. AWW YEEH. The nasty shit that was going on with the phoneline in this house of horror has been cleared up and I can once again waste hours upon hours doing little more than aimlessly wandering about the net and making penis jokes on IRC in #animeinferno (on Austnet.org, for those of you interested) </cheap plug>. It's nice to be back.

Xmas and New years saw a trip back to the old country for me (Tasmania) where I went to the Falls Festival - a funky two day festival where you camp and see bands and eat battered savs with tomato sauce. Most of the bands were pretty cool, with the exception of Pennywise, who are quite possibly the shittiest band I've ever had the misfortune to see and hear. Regurgitator and Gerling were ace, as were a little known Aussie band called The Pictures. I gave them a round of applause. They were splendid. I want to find some of their songs, but thus far my hunting has been unsuccesful. I haven't done anything else of any interest.

Blogs really are pretty crap. Does anyone even read this stuff? I bet after this I'll never update it again. Do a little dance. WOOOOOO. YEH. I guess that's about it.

Remember kids, syphillis is a laughing matter.
Your good pal,

Sauceman

15 November 2003:.


Blog Entry... OF DOOM

Nyaaaaah... Well. Here I am, at long last, entering something in my blog. Of course, I'm not actually doing this myself... well, I am, but Inferno's uploading it for me. It's a long story. If you want to hear it go look around in the forums. It's been posted there. It involves an intergalactic war between two rival groups of robots who have the ability to transform into cars and trucks and tape recorders who are piloted by angsty japanese teenagers who have led tragic lives and have no faith in themselves, yet are forced to pilot these machines, and fight each other using light and dark sides of a power called 'The Force' in order to become the ultimate masters of making cute animals fight and thus becoming the most powerful war hero of all time, only to grow old and complain that there was no parade for them when they got home. They were in 'Nam.


Well.. last weekend saw me going from the dreary ACT to Sydney to meet up with fellow AI forum-er YRD9000 to go and see the single greatest metal band in the history of magic pants playing at The Metro. I am of course talking about Strapping Young Lad. If you haven't heard of them, hear of them. The gig can best be described as insane. Being two rows back from the front of the pit quickly became a painful experience when SYL started playing. It seems that every single person in the place wanted to be where I was. Several days later I was still aching. Thats not to say I didn't enjoy it though. It was awesome. They have such an intense stage presence and energy, and Devin Townsend (AKA the God of music and SYL frontman) seems to ooze intensity as he sings and plays. I doubt any other band in the world could work up a crowd as much as he did. Oh yeah, one of the support acts, Tourettes, had a female singer with hairy armpits. That made me cry for my mum. I think she wanted to be a man. Apart from hairy female armpits they were good. At the end of the gig a good time was had by all and we went home to nurture our pet kittens with tender loving care and a saucer of milk.

That's about it really... I haven't seen much new anime apart from what Madman are releasing (Working my way through Chobits, RahXephon and Onegai Teacher) and will pick up a few new series soon which will make me as pleased as a well pleased thing. I'm thinking of buying Initial D... I know the characters are ugly as, and I'm not really that into cars, but I'm helplessly addicted to the Initial D arcade game. It's good eh... I'll also have to pick up a few volumes of Cardcaptor Sakura soon... And some french style dressing. To make a salad. A salad of death.

Ok... I think I've rattled on with enough fecal matter for one lifetime. We'll see you all next time on Who Wants to Be a Big Hot DIY Backyard Outdoors Renovating Better Homes Blitz Squad Idol Of The Century.

If you have questions, comments or public lice, email Inferno. I don't want to know. This blog is dedicated to poop.

 

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Status: Master of the Universe
Watching: Transformers G1
Reading: an Xbox magazine
Eats: Toasted cheese sammich
Drinks: Pepsi

Current Top 5 Anime:
1. Cardcaptor Sakura
2. Initial D
3. Please Teacher
4. Chobits
5. Mao-chan

Current Top 5 Songs:
1. Initial D - Space Boy
2. Initial D - Grand Prix
3. The Pillows - Advice
4. Strapping Young Lad - Devour
5. Tag Team - Woop! There it is

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